Heating Engineer Gifts

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"There`s your problem. The fire should be in the centre."

Radiator Blues

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Critical Ethanol report

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"What can you give me for wind?"

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Gas Vs. Electric

Alternative Energy Operations

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Heating costs.

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'

Luke warm reception