Heating And Cooling Specialist Gifts

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Organic Soldering.

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

Fridays For Future

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'