Heating And Cooling Specialist Gifts

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Organic Soldering.

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

Fridays For Future

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat