Hvac Technicians Gifts

Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Blend Schools

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"It's mouseborn."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Grumpy Hamster

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'