Hvac Technicians Pillows

Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Blend Schools

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"It's mouseborn."

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Grumpy Hamster

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'