Heating Technician Pillows

Luke warm reception

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Bio Fuels.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Natural gas

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!

Organic Soldering.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'