Heating Repair Technicians Pillows

Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Igloo with Heat Pump

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Working in recovery of Hurricane

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'