Hvac Specialist Pillows

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Luke warm reception

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Organic Soldering.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

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