Hvac Technician Gifts

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

"Ahhhh."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'

'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Heating for an igloo.

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

Venting

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.'

'Listen Carl... maybe the central heating wasn't such a good idea!'

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

Computer-controlled heating system.

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Igloo with Heat Pump

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

'The developers of this flu vaccine can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it may cause your HVAC system to go hay wire for a bit.'

Heating costs.