Hvac Engineer Gifts

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The discovery of electricity...

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Pan Extension Chord

Nuclear generation of energy.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.