Heating Engineer Mugs

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"There`s your problem. The fire should be in the centre."

Radiator Blues

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Critical Ethanol report

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"What can you give me for wind?"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Gas Vs. Electric

Alternative Energy Operations

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Stop turning down the thermostat.

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

Heating costs.

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

Luke warm reception

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'