Heating System Installer Mugs

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Electric Blanket.

Summer Energy

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Sustainability

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Sky, sir?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

Radiator Blues

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Gas Vs. Electric

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

Heating costs.