Installing A New Heating System Mugs

Heating costs.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Electric Blanket.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Radiator Blues

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Gas Vs. Electric

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

I love the high ceilings, but it's so hard to heat.

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,