Insulation Specialist Gifts

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Neversource"

Office Park

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"We have no golden parachutes."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Fridays For Future

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Nord Stream 2

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Your 401(k) is now a 201K

The Olympic Pings

"I never heard of a kitchen renovation, either, that was not followed by a divorce."