Insulation Specialist Mugs

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Office Park

"Neversource"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"We have no golden parachutes."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Fridays For Future

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Nord Stream 2

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

Your 401(k) is now a 201K

The Olympic Pings

"I never heard of a kitchen renovation, either, that was not followed by a divorce."

Lighthouse

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."