Home Insulation Specialist Mugs

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'