Heating Supplier Gifts

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Electric Blanket.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

Public Procurement Portal

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Radiator Blues

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"If we could only harvest the energy of the protesters who oppose nuclear, we wouldn't need a new atomic plant."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

I love the high ceilings, but it's so hard to heat.

Unload in Back

Heating costs.

'I feel it only fair to warn you that the job does come with some strain attached.'

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'