Heat Gifts

Summer Cabin Fever

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Electric Blanket.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Habanero ..."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Keep Off The Hay

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."