Heat Awareness Gifts

Relief for America in the Heat.

A young Don King

You Are Here

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Distance to avoid contagion

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'