Energy Management Gifts

Duel Fuel?

"'Massive power outage' will freak people out. How about, 'We're rebooting the entire East Coast'?"

Dept.of energy.

'The label says that it should be served at room temperature... Shall I put it in the freezer for half an hour?'

Man sitting at desk with burned out light bulb in thought balloon over his head; the sign on the door reads "California Energy Commission".

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

I received an incorrect bill because the electric company didn't send a meter reader to my house. Unchecked power can cause problems.

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

"I'm working on becoming less efficient so as to use more energy and avoid gym fees."

"Not so smart now are you!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The Nominees"

"What about my footprint?"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Windmill Maintenance

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Energy Saving Conference.