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'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Habanero ..."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'California: Here I come!'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Snowmen Games

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'