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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Global Warming.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

snowman hitchhiking

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

igloo smoking zone...

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'California: Here I come!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."