Warm Climate Enthusiast Prints

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Global Warming.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

snowman hitchhiking

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

igloo smoking zone...

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'California: Here I come!'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'