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'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Habanero ..."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

Snowmen Games

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

I've got my love to keep me warm

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Motorbike

Space Heaters

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.