Warmth Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Habanero ..."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Candles In Bed

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Snowmen Games

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

I've got my love to keep me warm

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Motorbike

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."