Icy Climate Enthusiast Pillows

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Global Warming.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Baking

"You call this ice?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Football fan

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Ice Whaling

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day