Chilly Climate Enthusiast Mugs

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Born to be Mild.

Global Warming.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Football fan

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."