Cold-hearted Comic Fan Gifts

'I've discovered the coldest place on earth.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

"Too much concealer?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Naked Mole Rat

Slugfest!

Gremlins 47

Route 666

Cow of BEEF