Cold-hearted Comic Fan Gifts

'I've discovered the coldest place on earth.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Too much concealer?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Slugfest!

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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