Classic Comic Fan Gifts

'For years I've been telling him to shape up or ship out. But I never dreamed he'd be Shanghaied!'

'I gotta get new glasses -- I almost mugged my parole officer.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Super Heroes.

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Cow of BEEF

Route 666

Gremlins 47

Slugfest!

Naked Mole Rat