Classic Comic Fan T-Shirts

'For years I've been telling him to shape up or ship out. But I never dreamed he'd be Shanghaied!'

'I gotta get new glasses -- I almost mugged my parole officer.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Super Heroes.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Cow of BEEF

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Slugfest!