Classic Comic Lover T-Shirts

'The trouble with being a prince is that disobedience is also CIVIL disobedience.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Primitive magician

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"