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Lady asking man to jump first and break the top rail, so she can jump

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It covers up all the debt."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"Now do you believe me?"

Self raising Lazarus.

Birth of a superhero

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"