Classic Comic Enthusiasts Mugs

Lady asking man to jump first and break the top rail, so she can jump

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Let's get a kitty.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"It's your turn to change him."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

Self raising Lazarus.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

Fake News for Fake People

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

Birth of a superhero

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"