Comic Aficionados Mugs

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Quasimodo Zit.

Evil Pusskins#5

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Rabbit being eaten.

Beware of the Ditto Head Dog.

'That was. . . well, incestuous. You were cloned from my rib.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Cigarette butts.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

'You know what they say -- most crime is drug related.'

"Thank God we're insured"

"We have a termite problem."

"Wait, you've got a hole deep within you you've struggled your whole life to fill? I know just the guy you should meet!"

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"