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'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

"Ed has his own trophy manufacturing business."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Quasimodo Zit.

Evil Pusskins#5

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Rabbit being eaten.

Beware of the Ditto Head Dog.

'That was. . . well, incestuous. You were cloned from my rib.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Cigarette butts.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

'You know what they say -- most crime is drug related.'

Classic Battles: Godzilla vs. America's Favorite: Vanilla.

"Thank God we're insured"

"We have a termite problem."

"Wait, you've got a hole deep within you you've struggled your whole life to fill? I know just the guy you should meet!"

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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