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'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Mos' 'strornary thing! A'most shertain th' was shome coffee in it.

A boy offering to sweep the pavement infront of a friends home

Boy with a big dog which has eaten a lost spaniel

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

Help! Replaced by computer animation.

'That's okay right there. No exam today... I'm just mad at my neighbor.'

'In the divorce, she got the cave, the kids, and ALL my rocks and sticks!'

'Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!'

"What do I know - he says he feels Germany's future lies at sea."

"Watch out. I understand she's a gold-digger!"

"Time for dinner. Cook fast - I'm hungry."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Are you made of sugar?'