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'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

Mos' 'strornary thing! A'most shertain th' was shome coffee in it.

A boy offering to sweep the pavement infront of a friends home

Boy with a big dog which has eaten a lost spaniel

Help! Replaced by computer animation.

'That's okay right there. No exam today... I'm just mad at my neighbor.'

'In the divorce, she got the cave, the kids, and ALL my rocks and sticks!'

'Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!'

"Watch out. I understand she's a gold-digger!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'