Classic Comics Fan Gifts

Mr. Punch cycling

"But it's not the King James Version."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Early photobombing

Suffering from Cooties?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Superheroes Having a Drink

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Cow of BEEF

Naked Mole Rat

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Slugfest!

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Batman O' War