Climate Comic Fan Pillows

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Carbon suicide

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Fish swimming by window in house

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

Sunblock 2025

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'Global Warming Conference'.

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

Remote controlled global warming

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Fire danger.

Fungus Fish-Foods.