Climate Change Comic Fan Pillows

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Carbon Trading

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Global Warming Conference'.

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Fish swimming by window in house

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"