Cold Comic Pillows

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Greco-polar wrestling

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

The Cartoonists

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).