Cold Comedy Pillows

A snowman shovels a sidewalk before a man gets there.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Uninhabital USA.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.