Cold Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"For the last time stop saying, 'Cold enough for you'?"

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Weather today.

"...but, seriously..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."