Cold Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"For the last time stop saying, 'Cold enough for you'?"

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Weather today.

"...but, seriously..."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."