Corny Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Selling lemon latt�

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'