Cold Comedy Gifts

A snowman shovels a sidewalk before a man gets there.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Uninhabital USA.

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Deep Snow All Around

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Solar diet."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."