Sustainability Joker Pillows

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Crisis Buzz.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Minority Report Is Real

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

IPCC Climate Report

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Walking the Oil Plank.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."