Sustainability Joker T-Shirts

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Crisis Buzz.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Walking the Oil Plank.

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

IPCC Climate Report

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"