Energy Bill Joker Gifts

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Natural Gas for the EU.

'I see you've heard the news.'

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

Chavez Feeding China's Oil Demands

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Our Planet

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"That's the first buck we made."

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

Nuclear

Frank had feared it - with North Stream 2 Europe had made itself vulnerable to blackmail.

Fisherman with fish on face: 'Yep, they're biting.'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."