Energy Bill Warriors Gifts

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Gas Bill

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Natural Gas for the EU.

'I see you've heard the news.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

Chavez Feeding China's Oil Demands

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

I told you not to switch to an energy-saver bulb,

Nuclear

Frank had feared it - with North Stream 2 Europe had made itself vulnerable to blackmail.

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Hotel: Price List

"Turn off your halo! We need to save energy!"

Energy bills rise

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

Gazprom Dealer

'Planning wind farms on sink estates will get you a lot of votes in the shires.'

"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

Water, Sand, Chemicals and Evasiveness.

No Nukes Now

Senator, what's you plan to address $100-a-barrel oil? Use smaller barrels!

The Nina, the Pinta and the Barack Obama