Energy Lawyer Gifts

Water, Sand, Chemicals and Evasiveness.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water company bonus.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

COP29

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Sustainability

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Electric car