Environmental Lawyer Gifts

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Oil Spill Blame.

Genetically modified food

"Hey, Pal, … I paid good money for these pollution credits."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'It will be costly to respond to climate change by reducing our emissions. Those costs can be offset by savings in legal fees, for preparing and defending our environmental impact statements.'

'I'm sorry, but having the 'soul of an eagle' does not qualify you for the protected species list!'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

How the carbon tax works: 'Any questions?'

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

'Senator, we don't call our effluent 'toxic emission', we call it an acquired taste.'

Man caught by the police.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Between Standing Rock and a hard place.

Major Lawsuit/Toxic Waste.

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

Oil Spill

'We spilled a little - so with clean up and fines your total is $27,466.76

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

Whaling

Legal Action Against Polluting Industries

Pollution Look

Sen. Krupt. Does the proposal to regulate toxic plastic get filed under "environmental protection" or "credit card reform"? (Published previously on March 29, 2010).

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

In the First Place

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

Bonfire EU law

Water company bonus.

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

COP29