Environmental Lobbyist Gifts

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

'No! This is the office of FAIR trading!'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Oligarchy

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Political convention

View to the Future

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Gun laws US

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Insect extinction

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Environmentalist Brainstorm