Environmental Lobbyist Gifts

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Sen. Krupt. Does the proposal to regulate toxic plastic get filed under "environmental protection" or "credit card reform"?

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

'No! This is the office of FAIR trading!'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Oligarchy

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Political convention

Climate Crisis

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I blame global warming!'

Gun laws US

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"